Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

head up rectum visualitis

An attitude of superiority while being in a constant state of confusion. Or situational temporary feeling about making a mistake, I.e., hide sight is always 20/20.

I didn't see that coming, because I had head up rectum visualitis.

by mministerGW3 June 6, 2017

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019

elton john piano head

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.

last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable

by ched monk July 8, 2022

bald head thunder fuck

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.

Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012

Joe Bald Headed Granny

It’s basically Joe Mama but on steroids. As in, that weird song…

Joe mama, Joe daddy, Joe bald headed granny, she mean, she lame, she needs some booty cream!

by koiboi2 May 17, 2022

purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

by Pedro Carbejal October 21, 2015