dick buffer

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a friend or foe is gay.

Seriously dude your a dick buffer.

by Diablo Draco May 1, 2006

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cummy dick

When you pass out after fucking, and you cock i still covered in cum.

Man, I woke up this morning with a cummy dick

by PatrickNC February 12, 2007

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1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

by HRM SMK April 24, 2008

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Strawberry dick

When your penis is cover in the menstreul blood of the woman you were just having sex with who is on her period

He didnt care that she was on her period so he ended up with a strawberry dick at the end of the night.

by asshole of the year March 8, 2009

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chicken dick

Getting 'overly, stupidly, uncontrollably excited' about something or 'anything' for that matter, to the point that their reaction is seen as the equivalent of been turned on.

example 1
Bill: So Ted was headed home and on his walk he ran into a bunch of old bikes.
Mike: Oh fu*k!
Bill: Yeah, you should of seen Ted chicken dick.

example 2
Me: Frankie! we're going to the Park!
Frankie the Dog: Starts running around the apartment like an idiot, panting with his tongue out, drooling on himself, nearly pissing himself with his eyes bulging out of head
Me: Look at him Chicken Dick.
Tate: Jesus! just wait till we get his purple tennis ball out.

by Frank Asiago May 30, 2013

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