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Titi monkey

Men with the initials A.B or T.B
by Super Operator February 20, 2024
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.
If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."
by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019
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Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
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Monkey Booty

When something does not make sense
Being arrested for that is monkey booty
by Talon Critton August 17, 2024
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money monkey

Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast
Oh my look at money monkey if only he didn't act so immature
by big D boii February 21, 2017
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Monkey drama

Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025
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