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Get the Hot Monkey mug.A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.
The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.
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In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
In the sample sentence, it'll show how 'Monkey Philosophy' is used, but to question something. This is then put in a monkey sitting on a toilet photo.
What if spending hours on the bathroom throne isn't procrastination, but meditation? Maybe the tip of the mountains are reached from where no one dares sit. 'Tis it is decreed that this is a law that is stood by, The Law of Monkey Philosophy.
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