platt shit

To have great confidence in our belief that something you believe may happen will indeed actually happen

Barry: So Steve said he’s well up for a large one tonight.

Vince: I’ll platt shit if that cunt makes it makes it past 8

by Eddy yeah? May 22, 2018

Soft shit

tony mata

"dont be on that soft shit"

by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018

dumb shit

urban dictionairy

man: dude i found dumb shit online
man 2: what was it?
man: urban dictionairy

by DaRealRoan April 10, 2018

Shit stain

A mark rarely found on the face of young children whom measure their height with shoes on and resemble a dried up noodle. The shit stain is a mark of Satan and over time it can cause the sufferer to grow extra chromosomes

Yo my mate Tiernan has a shit stain on his face that nibba fucked

by Dankmememasterpapi69 May 27, 2018

Wank shit

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself

oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.

by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018

shit a batty

A person who but smells like shit or can be used as an insult (posted by leon)

This shit a batty crass don't like hear nothing

by Leon d GOD April 21, 2018

shit twizzler

A shit twizzler is a shit covered twizzler

You fuckin shit twizzler

by Deadopsarcade9 May 2, 2018