Monkey

BLACK ASS NIGGERS WHO DESERVE NOTHING BUT TO BE RAPED BY THE WHITE MAN AKA THE SUPERIOR RACE IF I SEE A NIGGER IM RAPING THEM

Person 1:”You fucking monkey.”
Person 2:”Sorry Massah”
Person 1 rapes person 2

by Vhflj October 22, 2023

Brass Monkey

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

by jizz worm June 10, 2022

Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.

I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.

by BigSteppa September 15, 2020

Ikem monkey

A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats

Keep your kids away from a Ikem monkey

by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

Monkey Shit

Mara Salvatrucha diss

No Monkey Shit zone, homie!

by Lil Lowk October 9, 2023

excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"

She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665

by excelmonkey December 7, 2025