B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)

An ex girlfriend who always has to stay on your head about something even though you've never had a child with her.

"Why do you always have to be rude to me your such a B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)"

by Kingg Exodus April 14, 2020

Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

baby boo plays with tiny toes

fits in tiny teacup

baby boo plays with tiny toes fits in tiny teacup

Guy2: dunks into the river

by LazyWasTaken July 17, 2023

We’re do babies come from

How about you ask your parents that, it will be interesting.

Kid:Mom We’re do babies come from?
Mom:I will tell you when your older.

by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

oh no baby! what is you doin???

A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.

*Goes on a shopping spree*

My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???

by Ur Sexc Sharmuta March 27, 2017

Let's go make babies upstairs

-Petgasys
Definition made by Vunt

In minecraft Let's go make babies upstairs

by VuntTheDizzyCroatian July 28, 2021

Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette

When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.

"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"

"What's that?"

"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"

"What the fuck?"

by niggasandtheirchicken December 6, 2019