DEEZ NUTS

SUCK ON DEES NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS

by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

deez nuts

taste nice and smell nice

I play with deez nuts, do you?

by sussybaka42069eedeeznuts April 4, 2022

Left nut

Next to the right nut

I can’t feel my left nut

by PEANUT_1211 February 27, 2019

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

nut in the soup

An invitation to anal sex

Dude 1:Hey man just nut in the soup
Dude 2: sorry man I don’t swing that way

by VariableY May 18, 2018