Great northern sleeping bags

Testicles, sperm producers

how did it feel when my great northern sleeping bags slapped your neck?

by ihatelimpbizkit May 27, 2021

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Dirty Bag

When you specifically “bag” aka wear a condom, but you specifically poke holes in it in advance .

Josh: “Yeah, I totally dirty bagged that bitch”
Matt: “What???”
Josh: “I poked holes in that shit 😂”

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

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Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

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I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

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