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Urban Dictionary

A fake online dictionary which is actually just full of malware, profanity, and adult content. This website shouldn't even be online. It should be in a court. The word "fake" F-A-K-E, is everywhere. Bad grammar, inappropriate content, EVERYTHING. I don't know why you guys like this stuff, bad language, adult content. This is ridiculous. You people these days.

- Sincerely "Just someone who is standing up for what is right"
by "J.S.S.U.F.W.I.R" May 14, 2019
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urban dictionary

urban dictionary is somewhat of the platform you are using and if urban dictionary was real, i bet it would be thicc like fuck. urban dictionary is also used for the biggest shits and giggles at every random bar when you get drunk with your mates.
friend:hey dude whats urban dictionary
me reading this post: THICC
by pizzaLORD June 4, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.
Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than the last guy.
by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022
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names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff
-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this
by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

I was bored one night so i decided to look up my name on the internet, and this website came up up and it had a hilarious definition for my name, so i clicked on it and it happened to be URBAN DICTIONARY, and I was like dat be funniness, so i decided to make an account and start putting new words with definitions on the website because it is a dictionary and i wanted to show my friends the contribution i made to this website that is very popular at my school, so i did that and next thing I knew I was writing this really long sentence for this word that i was putting on the dictionary and as it turns out, i still am writing that really long sentence for this word, in fact, I've been working on this sentence for like 5 minutes strait and its really boring, but, there you go, please vote to get this word put on the dictionary because i wasted a lot of damn time trying to write this whole thing so be helpful and nice within your community written dictionary community, thanks and have a great day, note that this was just one really long sentence.
by BDDuke11 August 20, 2018
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Urban Spree

When you get addicted to publishing definitions on Urban dictionary and you post exactly 11 definitions on the same day within the space of time between 12:00am and 4:15am.

Urban SpaceX webpage:

DATE: February 5, 2022

VEHICLE: United Laugh Alliance Isis V 500 Series

MISSION: A commercial small laugh launch vehicle developed by Asstra will launch six small experimental PubeSats developed by Urban NASA and U.S. muliversities. The payloads include the PubeSat Radio Interferometry Experiment, consisting of two small laughs, the OBAMA 1 PubeSat, the ohnospheric Neutertron Content Analyzer, PubeSat, and a mission called Urban Spree. What I'm trying to say is we need to post exactly eleven Urban Dictionary definitions between 12:00am and 4:15am to make sure this definition is accurate and factual.

LAUNCH SITE: OK Air Force Station - the OKest site we could find.

LAUNCH WINDOW: 12:00am - 4:15am CST
Urban Spree? More Like Urban Jihad.

Non-Link to full mission transcript audio: h t t p s : / / d o c s . g o o g l e . c o m / d o c u m e n t / d / 1 u z r Q a i 3 y 7 h V i G 5 - T G w 4 f _ h 7 Q 8 4 t 3 v a i V w o p u E K O N g 3 g / e d i t ? u s p = s h a r i n g

Non-Link to a random Unrelated YouTube video:
h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = z s J p U C W f y P E
by AlsoTwenty2 February 5, 2022
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Urban-dictionary

A very useful site that is containing a vocabulary of knowledge

SO BUST DEM SPEAKERS AND BLOW UP THIS PARTY BOIIIIIS
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by lilcutie23 August 9, 2020
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