A gay Monkey that viciously violates his massa and the other monkeys on the farm Ikem also chucks poop at dogs and pees on cats
by Ikenna the sturdy man November 10, 2022

by Big1275 January 3, 2024

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021

Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021

by thee_faith July 14, 2025
