Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

by That other old guy June 8, 2016

Anti-love shack

The opposite of a love shack. A room, apartment, or house that, despite one's best efforts to decorate in an attempt to impress the opposite sex into carnal relations, merely results in somehow disgusted them and leaving you unfulfilled.

I haven't gotten any action since I moved into this place! I guess that makes my apartment an anti-love shack!

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

The Everlasting Love Test

When a guy masterbates to see if he still has a crush on someone. Determined if love is still present after he nuts(after all of the sexual drive is gone)

Bro I used The Everlasting Love Test, I’m in love with her!

by Pause Applause July 20, 2019

I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

Mexican love puff

When you cum so hard that you fart.

"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

brown silo of love

Like the long, round narrow space that is used by some men, particularly farmers, to pack hay into, this cavity is also of roughly a similar shape, but on a smaller scale. It is also used for packing purposes by certain men who exhibit homosexual tendencies, particularly by the force exerted through the oscillation of the shaft of their penis. It is described as brown because of the burnt-amber coloration of the stool that sometimes adheres to the glans of the penis during its oscillatory motion, as well as other objects that are inserted, such as carrots and gerbils. The term may or may not be used when the two or more males involved in the interaction have romantic and emotional connections with each other.

Bruce: Hey, you sexy thang. Do you know what the most romantic part of me is??

Evan: It's your brown silo of love, right hon?

Bruce: That's it, baby. Now bust out that love muscle o' yers!

by Agent Napalm March 9, 2014

Amazonian love sling

Sexy bra that you bought from Amazon.

Why don't you go put on that Amazonian love sling that I bought you.

by A. Carrington August 27, 2020