You can’t handle me

You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual

You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual

by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 1, 2017

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Don't go gaga on me

To lose your brain and act like you're a man.

Tiffany: Oh no! Mary is acting gaga again! -humps seat-
Lisa: Oh no! Tiff, don't go gaga on me!

by crazyone2142 June 1, 2010

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Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

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hand me down sex

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

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Help Me Mr Wizard

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006

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