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James Bond Syndrome

In series involving more than one actor playing a specific character (EX: James Bond, Doctor Who), the first actor you see playing that character will be believed to be the best at it.
Guy 1: Dude Matt Smith is the best Doctor!
Guy 2: Nah I think David Tennant was way better.
Guy 1: Well which one did you see first?
Guy 2: David Tennant.
Guy 1: You've just got James Bond Syndrome.
by Couch Radish July 31, 2012
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new phone syndrome

The period of time in which bashing, knocking or dropping your new phone becomes acceptable.
John: hey is that a new phone!

Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)

Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)

** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **
by Bukk Trend April 2, 2011
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Little Dick Syndrome

The anxiety of knowing one's penis is extremely small. It's sometimes also refer to as Micro Penis. Most men who have Little Dick Syndrome are unable to satisfy women sexually; Young girls who have never had a sexual relationship would remain pure after having intercourse with such a man. Due to the size of the penis or lack of; he would be unable to break the young girls hymen during intercourse, therefore leaving her a virgin after their sexual encounter.

These men are angry. They are angry with themselves (expressed as self hatred and depression), and with women. They are angry, in some cases, at the world. These men are distrustful. They do not trust that any woman would ever tell them the truth.

In some cases, the penis is actually inverted...meaning that one's penis is so small that it hides up inside the body. This occurs in some extremely overweight males, giving them the feeling of not being worthy. Some of these men take their Little Dick Syndrome out on women, becoming abusive both physically and verbally. They like to find unknowing women via the internet, just for a slim chance that some women would actually want something to do with them. After one time of 'love making' these women usually flee, never to be heard from again.

Ninety-nine percent of these unfortunates are unable to slide their dick far enough into a woman, therefore, reproducing is almost impossible.
Angela: "Hey girl, have you heard that Adam has Little Dick Syndrome? I hear it measures in negative numbers"

Ashley: "Fuck, I've seen it when he sent it in a text to my sister's phone. I was like, what the FUCK is that?! I've never seen anything like it before. Scared the hell outta me! Little Dick Syndrome doesn't even describe what I saw...it was inverted, crawling up inside him...afraid to even peek its head out!!!"

Lizzy: "What makes matters worse, he's not even circumsized and it's still microscopic"

Mandy: "Guess I'd hide to if I was attached to something so fucking disgusting. You know, he basically an oversized women...no penis and man boobs. He should just say fuck it and be done with himself"

Gail: "HA! Either that or change his name to Joni Smashette"
by Freckles815 June 16, 2010
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justin bieber syndrome

When a person hates on something for no other reason than just to “go with the flow”.

This is a recent phenomenon which has affected people of all ages. It represents the ultimate in conformity. Anyone with any brains can see that people who suffer from this illness are really sad and should be pitied.
Guy 1: (trying to impress nearby hot girl) That Justin Bieber kid is such a fag! I just wana strangle his head off!

Guy 2: Totally dude, like seriously, word dawg. What do you think Guy 3?

Guy 3: (ignores the other two and talks to the hot girl) These guys have the justin bieber syndrome, don't mind them. You want to get a bite to eat?

Hot Girl: Sure, anything to get away from these two losers.
by Smokingisfun February 26, 2011
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nig-poleon syndrome

a short man who is so damn fine but his fineness is overlooked by his shortness
Kevin Hart from Soul Plane suffers from nig-poleon syndrome.
by Laquisha Biggz April 6, 2009
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Only Child Syndrome

Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.
Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?

Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.
by The better Anonymous January 17, 2018
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Modest Vagina Syndrome

Those with Modest Vagina Syndrome would say such things as :

We'll just have to agree to disagree and not make a big deal of it

or

We're pretty good, maybe not the best or the most awesome, but pretty good.
by Rational Thinker August 24, 2007
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