Stealth Shit

Where you sit farther up on the toilet seat so that when you shit, the log hits the ceramic rather than the water.

“Bruh, I had to take a stealth shit cause there were people in the bathroom.”

by StealthShitorQuit November 17, 2019

ArenaNet Shit

When you almost succeed at accomplishing something truly great, but fall short of the mark due to mild to severe incompetence.

"They finally added build templates to the Guild Wars 2, what a fantastic design decision!"

"They're functionally trash and they're charging for them on the store."

"I guess it's just more ArenaNet Shit, why am I not surprised."

by RabidAnetFan November 19, 2019

Depressed Shit

A shit that resembles someone who's depressed and once it touches water,it explodes.

"Yo,someone made toilet a suicide scene."
"It was probably a depressed shit

by Scoopydoppy March 30, 2019

no shit sherlock

used when someone states something very obvious, meaning "well obviously dumbass"

guy 1 - i skipped most of the questions on the exam, i will get a bad mark!!
guy 2 - no shit sherlock

by jiyeung March 31, 2019

Shit-Lips

A common insult, used when someone (in this instance, Lightning Mcqueen) fucks your mom

Person 1: Dude, lightning McQueen isn't real. dude. Kyle?
Person 2: ...
Lightning Mcqueen: I fucked your mom shit-lips

by PraiseBeToJah April 8, 2019

Shit and pick

This is where a lady shits on a mans dick during the course of sex, pick means the lady could have picked if she wanted to take the shit it’s often occurring after having deep anal sex with the lady needing the toilet

“Aaaaw fuck yeah baby *shits*” “why did you take a shit and pick on me?”

by TheChoppers April 10, 2019

Shit Lighter

Any disposable lighter that isn't a Bic brand disposable lighter. Usually ones that have that horrible dial that your little brother cranks up without you knowing and you end up burning your fucking eyebrows off.

I ain't using that shit lighter!

by Drewnicus April 12, 2019