Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

Go Sad

You say this to tell someone to go suck a D*CK ( go sad)

Someone offends you so u rely with: Man go sad bruh.

by K1ngNIA November 3, 2022

going zulu

Not so much a real time zone, but a state of being adopted for a specific amount of time. Hence the term going zulu.

"What is that in zulu time?" " +6 going zulu."

by azrel9 February 12, 2022

Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

go pick some peaches

A nice way to tell someone to fuck off.

Me: darrell go pick some peaches.

by Atomicwhiteboy!!! October 13, 2017

Go Pee For Me

When someone has to pee, but can’t(they don’t want to, or can’t).

“Hey man, can you go pee for me? I don’t have time.”

by Jazzmaster3000 April 18, 2021