Bitch Baby

A piece of work, douech bag. This person is the type of person who really pisses you off by dissapointing you all the time and or ditching you whenever you have plans together. That or they fail at life because they don't have an A in Music Appreciation, when everyone else does and it's the easist class ever. It's hard to spot a bitch baby; you can tell if your friends are a bitch baby easily though, just make plans and if they ditch to see their "dead mothers grave" then they are a bitch baby. They also try to make up other excuses by saying umm alot.

Jack: Hey Stan, why did you ditch us last night.
Stan: Well, ummm, yeah, about that. I had to go see my grandmother's grave.
Jack: The one that is still alive, or the one that you don't have?
Stan: Ummmm, well she died last night.
Jack: And she already has a grave and is burried?
Stan: Umm, yeah.
Jack: Quit making up excuses you little bitch baby.

by Sneabretsam December 25, 2008

Guinness Baby

When you take a shit in the morning after a hard night of drinking guinness, and it's pitch black, that's the guinness baby.

Hey nigga come take a look at this guinness baby, it's blacker than your mother!

by GuinnessLover March 16, 2009

Crack Baby

A baby conceived with crack jizz, which is produced in the testes of a man who smokes, snorts, or injects cocaine with or into his penis.

Sam: Damn, that bitch is UGLY.
Anna: Yeah, her dad probably shoots crack jizz. She must be a crack baby.
Sam: Man, I feel bad for those crack babies...

by LeSmidgen March 29, 2009

milk-baby

Putting a baby into a roasting pan 1/4 full of milk and then putting it in the oven with the heat on. This is done when a caucasian baby is born but it is not white enough for the parents, usually the mother. When the child is done cooking the baby is now white enough, like milk. The result is usually a dead baby.

Ted: Have you seen Susan around?
Tom: Didn't you hear? That crazy bitch went to jail for putting her kids in the oven with milk. Wouldn't stop saying "milk-baby, milk-baby"
Ted: WTF?
Tom: WTF is right

by ms415 September 19, 2006

barn baby

A racial slur for a black kid.

I entered Detroit just to face a poor barn baby.

by Tildo December 2, 2010

kentucky baby

When your sibling and child decide to have a kid. Also, a combination of grandchild and niece/nephew. Most common among rednecks.

Billy: "Heeey, my brother Larry and my daughter Sally Mae are gittin' hitched!"
Jack: "Weeell, I s'pose we'll have ourselves a lil' kentucky baby runnin' 'round here right soon!"

by katkat September 5, 2008

WATER BABY

a person who cries a lot.

YOU SUCH A WATER BABY!

by leviathan.brood March 20, 2011