Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

by fecklord January 15, 2019

Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen

“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage”

by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.

“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.

"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"

by John Yang May 23, 2018

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.

Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.

by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021