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Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California

9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids

And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.
Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!

Cumberland Valley High School 

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.
Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.

College Park High School 

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School
Random student 2: “of course it was”

Holy cross high school chorley 

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks
girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley

L.D Bell High School

Special Educational Center in the Hurst area of Texas that is open to the disabled and weak/mentally ill. Has gained fame after being the first school to allow kids with down syndrome to form a Football Club within the HEBISD District and Mid-Cities Football Program.
"L.D Bell High School is a prestigious school within HEBISD that is known for their astounding football team!"

Euless Trinity High School 

High School located in Euless, Texas mostly known for their strong sports programs, including wrestling, soccer, baseball, and especially football. Also greatly known for their high amount of diversity within their school, including and embracing all kinds of nationalities, races, etc.
Did you see the game last night? Euless Trinity High School absolutely BUTTFUCKED L.D Bell High School last night! again!!!

Mount Gambier High School 

a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)
Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L