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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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palmer high school

a place where trashy white people think they the shit, n word sayers, people pleasers, pick me’s, & rednecks. bitches who talk shit online just to walk past them in the hallways & think just bc they rich means they run the school. and the worst of all, the bitches who act like they still 12. so if you love that, come to palmer high.
me: i go to palmer high school
them: oh that’s tuff
by ihatewhitepeople222 October 2, 2021
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Denham Springs High School

Denham Springs High School is a high school of which only has a few urinals, but mostly what look like sinks that I suppose you piss into, some kinda cute girls but then you’ll get the really bad mullet and bad teeth jocks as a nice trade for it. It also features a bunch of over-cock-strokey staff who act like this school is the second coming of Christ himself, as well as really really bad quality speakers. To make a long story short, this school isn’t that bad, but also not that good.
The legal definition for meh should be “Denham Springs High School
by Osuttag Ebag October 15, 2021
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This school was founded in 1959 just a short walk away from downtown Plainfield on Fort Beggs Dr. It is a co-ed school with a student population of 2,070 and an average teaching staff of 118.2. The school services grades 9-12 which would corelate to ages 14 to 18. As of 2022 the school has been rebuilt one time in 1990 after it was hit by the Plainfield tornado, which killed 29 people, 3 of which were school staff.

Plainfield Central High School shares it's school district with 4 other high schools, because despite the Village of Plainfield's relatively small size, it's school district is massive and creeps into Oswego, Naperville, Lockport, and Joliet. The other High schools in the district are as follows: Plainfield North Highschool, Plainfield East Highschool, and Plainfield South Highschool. Plainfield Central rates the worst out of these schools when it comes to testing, however it does have a higher student population then most, and Plainfield North keeps stealing our rich people by gerrymandering the district.

While many may complain about the school and others appraise it, Plainfield Central is mid as of 2022, a fairly average school in the USA.
Person 1: Where did you go to high school
Person 2: Oh, Plainfield Central High School.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Chicago suburbs.
Person 1: Ohhhhh, so Chicago
Person 2: -_-
by 11Purpleater July 31, 2022
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Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA
by Invincidih March 19, 2025
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High School

High School. High School is where you wast 4 years of your life learning something that you might not even need in life
Person 1: Hey did you go to High School?
Person 2: yeah, it fucking sucked ass
by dis fuckhead November 3, 2019
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Hidden valley high school

A school full of hoes, who vape, smoke weed, do heroin, gangbang, ect. The boys think they’re the shit but they fr are ugly.
What school you go to bro?
Hidden Valley High school.
bro i’m out
by islandboy420 November 29, 2021
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