Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024

penis

a penis is a thing males like to compare to other guys

i have a bigger pepe (penis) then you

by hotttie123 December 22, 2020

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Penis

i like penis

i ❤️ penis

by I❤️penis July 3, 2021

On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.

"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by 1mp May 1, 2024

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021

Colton's Penis

giantly massive

Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!

by Cxmmon April 12, 2022