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Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND
Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself
by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024
mugGet the Jacks penismug.

penis

a penis is a thing males like to compare to other guys
i have a bigger pepe (penis) then you
by hotttie123 December 22, 2020
mugGet the penismug.

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!
I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!
by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022
mugGet the Penis Derbymug.

Penis

i ❤️ penis
by I❤️penis July 3, 2021
mugGet the Penismug.

On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.
"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by 1mp May 1, 2024
mugGet the On Penismug.

Penis vomit

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
mugGet the Penis vomitmug.

Colton's Penis

giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!
by Cxmmon April 12, 2022
mugGet the Colton's Penismug.

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