The kind of guy that would marry an unholy amount of chicks with dicks and gets really pissed when the traffic cone he has been sitting on for the last two hours gives him crabs
by Dambitch69 May 7, 2020
Get the Jackmug. Jack. Jack is a Guy WHO plays fortinite all the days and he is gay. If you ever see a jack just say ninja is near
by Ninja and jack December 1, 2018
Get the Jackmug. He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. Hey u swag-jacked me!!
by FIREKRACKER October 28, 2019
Get the Swag-jackedmug. When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.
Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009
Get the Answer Jackedmug. by DinkyMcdungus November 13, 2022
Get the Jack Wangmug. Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.
"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Kuffermanmug.