Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022

Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

lite soft penis

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

by Twinkle boner star July 25, 2017

Penis

A underdeveloped leg

;)

"Dude can I see your underdeveloped leg?"
"Of course!"

Don't whip your penis out...please

by Basicwhitebeyootch March 11, 2020

Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

penis

a funny word

“penis”
“PENIS”
“PENISSSSS”
“PPPPEEEENNNIIIISSSSSSSSS”
“okay you win…”

by Madeasajoke21 August 14, 2021