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welp off to visit your mother!

A QUOTE FROM TF2s SPY
welp off to visit your mother!
by FENSONA March 3, 2022
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u take the pp of horse and suck it.
jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.
by unteched March 20, 2021
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National Rip Off Ears Day

some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️
“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
by ..brookkk April 23, 2021
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Eating old asshole off the street

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…
by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022
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get my "insert name" on/off

1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.
Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."

Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."

Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"

Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"

get my "insert name" on/off
by BigSight November 6, 2010
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pauses and removes tongue off mushroom

literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.
see yeebs

mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!

some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!

mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)

please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
by kavanagh July 27, 2006
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drop mr. brown off at the pool

(v.) to poo
I'll be there as soon as I can but first I have to drop mr. brown off at the pool.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
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