by l0vinq September 19, 2021

Trump's DOGE bag is destroying the federal government.
DOGE bag's rocket ship exploded over Florida.
DOGE bag's rocket ship exploded over Florida.
by EvilEllen666 March 11, 2025

by Harrydale May 5, 2023

by peachy_boi February 6, 2023

by Fukpratbag May 17, 2019

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.
This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020
