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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this
Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.
by slimunator January 29, 2025
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Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.
During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”
by AK32125 February 27, 2026
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Juicing my Monkey

When you skip your weekly cohort by telling your boss you are doing this.
Boss: Hey guys, we have our weekly 5pm cohort on Monday.

Kel: Sorry boss, I’ll be juicing my monkey at that time.
by MonkeyJuicer67 March 4, 2026
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