Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."

Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."

by Seabeauty March 1, 2018

two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.

A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player

by Alexandra Thomas November 4, 2015

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

like

a word to be used in between every word in a sentence

"u r like so like weird like its not like even funny"
"like don't be like so like rude

by 1drox January 28, 2015

I like it hitler

The meaning comes from a theoretical question. What if hitler didn’t get rejected from art school

Would he become the next Picasso

Therefore instead of saying “I like it Picasso”
You say. I like it hitler

Daniel: do you like my new car

Bailey : I like it hitler

by Big daddy Dakota May 4, 2022

dab like crazy

you raze both arms and put it in a angle then put your arms back and forth

your at school and a class mate says juju on that beat now side drop and he is dabbing while saying those words that means to dab like crazy boi

by #SWAG AND DAB BOI February 14, 2017

Chiquita like the banana

A black female who dates black Jewish pimps and is a school nurse

I’m Chiquita like the banana what’s yo name

by Tiffony December 18, 2019