Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.

“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".

by TrickyT March 27, 2024

Jack

Jack has beautifully shaped eyes and a nice smile. He always seems to be happy, but is addicted to his phone.
Ya'll need a Jack in your life. They're irreplaceable. Just a really cool guy to chill with.

Person 1: What were you doing yesterday?
Person 2: Oh, ya'know, hanging with Jack.

by Troublemaker😉😁 November 21, 2021

Pulling a Jack

When they cancel on you to play video games instead :)

“Sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna come today.
- Why?
“Pokemon.”

“What’s your boyfriend doing?”
- playing Halo.
“He’s pulling a Jack.”

by johnny.dukes December 4, 2019

Jack

A skinny bitch , who likes sucking his mum’s dick when he’s or she rather is hungry

Jack sucked his mums dick

by Freddy987654321 April 4, 2019

jack cannaby

absolute goat of a monkey being he likes to eat grass

look its jack cannaby

by segfyuegfyugfug May 9, 2023

jack podbury

a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.

Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite

by jack podbury August 21, 2021

dropped the jack

to make an outing or social gathering much less enjoyable due to neglecting important details

bobby forgot to make reservations for the party, now we have to hang at my stupid apartment. he really dropped the jack on this one

by dr_awkward_17 December 1, 2010