sex story

what the fuck do you think this is? no horny, go back to looking up words

1: i was looking at this sex story in class and it was so cool
2: dude your a fucking degenerate

by No Horny Police >:( March 14, 2022

powerful sex

When u extremely bash the woman’s vagina while having sex and break her spine and continue having rough sexual intercourse.

“Yesterday was lush with my boyfriend, powerful sex is amazing” jade said while she was in hospital

by Patryk Kosmala December 22, 2017

Casual Sex

when two people who don't like each other romantically have sex. Also an extremely catchy song by the band My Darkest Days.

"It's just your typical, hardcore, casual sex"

by freddi July 5, 2012

larynxical sex

The act of having sex with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused with throat fucking which generally utilizes the mouth.

Nikki: If I got a throat hole would you still marry me?
Matt: Could we have larynxical sex?
Nikki: Of course, but I'd keep it covered with a bandana at all other times.

by not matt September 7, 2008

Lesbian Sex

Two Girls Imitating Woman And Male Sex but with no dick
THIS IS NOT A FANFIC WITH DDLC 😭
Suki was watching TV when here best friends, Natsuki And Monika came over. “Hi Suki!~ How have you been?” Natsuki said as she came in. “Bestie! Hm..what are you watching~?” Monika said. They both came in but Suki noticed that Natsuki had a large object under her shirt. “Natsuki? What’s that under your shirt?” Suki asked. “Uh..Come upstairs and I will show you!”. They both walked upstairs while Monika put a dvd in the tv. As Natsuki walked in Suki’s room, she shut the door. She took it out and Suki’s face become super red. “N-N-Natsuki!- I-..Uhm…” Suki said. Natsuki threw Suki on the bed and took off Suki’s clothes. Natsuki took off hers and put the dildo inside of Suki. “Aghhh…” Suki moaned.

Y’Know what happened ;) sorry I’m very lazy lol

“Ugh I love Lesbian Sex”

by UwuSussyShitface January 2, 2022

sex change

While it may one day be possible in the future, sex change is but a myth in this day and age. Even though it is legally recognized, so-called "sex change surgery" is in reality nothing more than genital mutilation and body modification followed by hormone treatments.

It goes by many fanciful, inventive, politically correct names: sex reassignment surgery, sex reassignment therapy, gender reassignment, genital reconstruction surgery, or sex affirmation surgery.

But the pure and simple fact is that people conceived with XX chromosomes are female, and people conceived with XY chromosomes are male. There is currently no known medical procedure to change this in any way. Changing sex will be possible when and if such technology is developed, but until such time it remains a myth.

Normal Man: Sorry, but you were born a man, and I'm strictly heterosexual, therefore I want nothing to do with you.

Disfigured Man: But I had sex change surgery! I'm legally a woman now!

Normal Man: No, you're just a feminine-looking man with XY chromosomes and mutilated genitals. Not interested.

by klopek007 March 24, 2010

Surprise Sex

Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE

"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"

by Breton January 8, 2009