Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen

“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage”

by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Tariff Monkey

Derogatory name used for Canadians because they refuse to accept that America is better and will win any tariff war.

Conor McDavid is such a fucking Tariff Monkey.

by GreatWhite92 June 6, 2025

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc

no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys

by sugma1232 December 29, 2022

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024

Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.

My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.

by spungladash December 17, 2023