Jack

The kind of guy that would marry an unholy amount of chicks with dicks and gets really pissed when the traffic cone he has been sitting on for the last two hours gives him crabs

Jack Oh shit

Me Wot

Jack This traffic cone gave me crabs

by Dambitch69 May 7, 2020

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

Jack me

To like someone as more then a friend or as little crush or even a friend

You jack me like that. Yeah

by Frank slayer March 21, 2023

Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...

"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"

by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

jack sellars

A faggot ass bitch with an ugly tiny penis

Jack sellars has a small cock

by 69.69.69.69 June 4, 2020

four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.

Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017