by Knitya December 8, 2017
Get the jack axonmug. 
“Bro, David got into a fight yesterday!”
“Yeah I know, I heard he got Whip-Jacked and passed the fuck out!”
“Yeah I know, I heard he got Whip-Jacked and passed the fuck out!”
by Charlie The Moth Man January 18, 2023
Get the Whip-Jackedmug. Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025
Get the Jack McGuiremug. A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.
Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?
That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
by JonnyTsunami2 May 1, 2023
Get the Boot Jackmug. Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 7, 2023
Get the Royally Jackedmug. Very weird into milfs and little boys. Lives in Akron Iowa in the rich rich part of town. Thinks he’s hot. His middle names Ryan. He’s also a simp.
jack is a simp
by Jack Terpstra March 24, 2020
Get the Jackmug.