Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.

Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.

by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014

Jack Henderson

An annoying cunt who takes things way too seriously, he also doesnt like when someone jokes abt him but likes it when they joke abt someone else and who looks like he has ackey all the time

Shit is that Jack Henderson

by TingWing November 25, 2019

Jack

The guy that hasn’t been treated right during his teen years, is always getting bullied and has never made anyone laugh. He is certified to be a virgin his whole life, he will most probably end up hanging from a tree or with a bullet through his head. Usually he thinks he has friends but in reality he’s the most hated person on earth.

P1: “Hey did you hear about Jack”
P2: “you mean the one who thinks he has friends, yeah I know him”

P1: “he was found dead this morning because of suicide, and everyone didn’t care”
P2: “damn I can’t believe all our hard work paid off finally”

by Thekidwhowroteabouthimself November 22, 2021

Jack

I would go and fuck him because he has a 12” penis! , his penis isnt the only good thing his sense of humour is great and he doesn’t care about people’s hate/opinions.

Jack is a sexy boy!

by Djdbdvsjskd August 24, 2018

Sloma Jack Clucks

A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him

"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"

by Sloma Jack Clucks June 22, 2023

Jack

A jack can be a lucky guy to be with if you find the right one . If you do he is the most loving person ever and wants to spoil you rotten but on the other hand I’d you find a different jack , he is a disgusting cheating dickhead .

Girl one : Who’s that ?

Girl two : That’s jack , he’s so kind and sweet and generous .

Or

Girl one : ew who’s that ?
Girl two : oh that’s jack , player for sure .

by Sadteenager123 January 3, 2019