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Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.
Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.
by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022
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black-bagged

When the police is trying to silence you and puts a black bag over you. Commonly used by China against protestors.
You better not raise a blank sheet of paper over your head if you go to China or else you'll get black-bagged and disappeared.
by Memph85 May 3, 2023
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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bag

by Pigglet_88 May 16, 2018
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Punk Bag

I just got a fucking Punk Bag I payed 100$ and only got 50$ worth.
by NightmareRex October 2, 2011
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Thunder Bag

To put ones testicals, taint and anus on someone or something. The next evolution of tea bagging someone.
Josh droped his pants and slamed his balls, taint and ass on Dans face. Dan got hit by a "Thunder Bag"!!!

The reason you have pink eye is because you were the victim of a "Thunder Bagging" rampage!!
by Vegas Flirt October 10, 2009
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got bagged

“got bagged @ 6:30 am, days off to a pretty great start”

*make sure they don’t play hockey, that’s a different definition*
by hunnaaa November 25, 2023
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