Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

Do NOT make a mug out of this

Please

Do NOT make a mug out of this okay?

by Your_local_word_maker October 12, 2025

Do an Edna

(1) To tell a seemingly harmless story which has an appallingly repulsive and/or filthy ending;
(2) To be stunningly rude to someone.

(1) He described his new girl friend and ended by doing an Edna on us;
(2) The football hooligans did an Edna on the visiting team;
(3) I dared him to do an Edna and he did!

by Rude Raymond May 16, 2011

Doing a Steve

Anytime you're in discord explaining, talking or otherwise referring to information of importance to the encounter, the mic cuts off

Can you say that again? You're doing a Steve

by Sjpedro June 30, 2024

Do now, think later

The act of just doing. Doing something impulsively and not thinking about it and letting it process until later.

J: I want to get a tattoo
G: Do now, think later! I want one too, let's go!

by Ridiculous Cows 74 October 23, 2023

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

doing a will

leaving the office to pass gass

I really needed to break wind so i was doing a will

by Deep thought January 20, 2015