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Twinkle fingers

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.
Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day
by 5539kk March 25, 2024
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finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”
“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”
by ashdgg March 28, 2024
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Jimmy Fingers

An elderly northern punk rocker who steals other people’s music
Jimmy Fingers has been at it again…
What!

Stealing yet another bands music?
Yep he couldn’t write a tune if it fucked him.
What a cunt!
by PhewNomenal March 28, 2024
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STINK FINGER SLOT

THE ASSHOLE

At IN N OUT BURGER the place you put your INDEX FINGER to yield a liquid of your choice.

STAGES FINGER

Someone who has set you up to be buffaloed at any SLOTS AND IN A CASINO.

Someone who FARTS to identify you where you are going when you go into p FART VAPOR AUTHORITY at the EXACT expected location.
It is the PERFECT FINGER to put in the STINK FINGER SLOT butt common sense will tell you that it becomes ST Iwhen it don't always STINK.

The LIQUID FINGER SLOT is the same as the STINK FINGER SLOT in the sense you have to use your STINK FINGER that you put in your STINK FINGER SLOT.

The STINK FINGER SLOT graces SHIT all the time so BE PREPARED that some ASSHOLE is going to get their LIQUID by putting their SHIT FINGER SLOT into the LIQUID FINGER SLOT while they still have SHIT in their STINK FINGER SLOT.

I have no idea how a person is set up to take big losses with any chosen STINK FINGER SLOT.

THAT FART really drove me deeper into the EXACT VAPOR as I t pointed me out where ever I went.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 19, 2021
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Hutchinson Fingers

Typig errors in text messages due to clumsy or wide fingertips.
" I sh*t him a message."

"Dont forget to put sinblock on, it's going to be hot on the beach today.

Sorry for the typo, Hutchinson fingers.
by Don't be daft. June 26, 2021
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lauren's fingers

one of the most sexiest things in the world. students all over the world transfer to hopkins just to get a glimpse. makes a special appearance at her computer.
"man, did you see lauren's fingers?"
"SHEESHHHHH... i wish i did."
by user385011 July 2, 2021
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