This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug. 
Jack is the definition of loser. No one likes him and he is extremely gay. This is a male specimen who often looks like a ghost. He is made of all bone and no fat or muscule or talent. He likes to grope other guys mostly named John. Once again he is a loser.
by donutdaddy420 October 3, 2019
Get the Jackmug. by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017
Get the Buttcrack Jackmug. A generally rich guy that often has many girls in his DM’s. Very social. Funny but don’t try hard to be so. Loyal to those that prove themselves to be loyal. Kind and caring when in that mood.
Not to be messed with.
Not to be messed with.
Jack has big bag.
by FinnaGetUrGirl November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by Kageybaby September 8, 2011
Get the Gray Jackedmug. Jack mcann is commonly found around large masses of fresh water, such as the murry river, lake epolock, and other creek systems. Jack mcann has a very low vocabulary consisting of “what c u n t” “ehhh” and other annoying words or murmur's. As an introduced species if you ever see one of these disease ridden jacks crossing the street or stealing juice boxes from your house make sure to exterminate it with no mercy.
by The dictionary him self April 21, 2022
Get the Jack mcannmug.