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I stole your tampon

The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.
I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.
by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011
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Boti i mesopotamise juglindore

Someone that is so cringe to stay or play with.
Yo what is thst you want to become a boti i mesopotamise juglindore
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thats what I thought

A word that no guy would let slide
Jack: Okay you’re right
Bob: “Thats what I thought”
Jack: *Punches him in the face repeatedly*
by decomplex December 4, 2022
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bro i got no girls

bro i got no girls means i got no bitches
by daddy harder im gay December 19, 2022
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I know what you are

Something you say to a gay person, letting them know that you know they’re gay
by Threatening Gay Person December 25, 2022
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i love you more

the shortest person in the relationship loves their partner more. this is true because shorter people feel stronger emotions.
M : i love you more!
J : no, i love you more!
M : i love you more because im shorter >:(
by ppmonster2233 December 31, 2022
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I can change him

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.
"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"
by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023
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