octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Bag of dicks

Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.

Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick

by Bagod September 26, 2022

fart bag

a female who is overweight and promiscuous

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.

by LouieC5 May 5, 2022

Swag Bag

Slang for your nuts.

Damn he got some big ole swag bags

by Akmehd November 9, 2019

Skuz bag

Sex with your cuz

That girl is a skuz bag because she has sex with her cousins

by Mfsarah April 2, 2018

Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies

"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"

by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019

russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017