Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.

Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test

by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019

Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.

Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.

by Saumik November 28, 2020

Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.

UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.

by nutty profesor April 18, 2018

Nut

1. An edible thing, quite hard
2.Ejaculation
3.Penis and testicles

"These Nuts taste so good"
"I just nutted to this video on PornHub"
"I really hurt my nuts"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Nut

It is when you ejaculate

Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I

by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

nut and bolt

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a large girl and finishing. Before saying you are leaving for a cigarette, never to return. Jumping over fences may be included...

Matt: I realised she was too fat, so I had to nut and bolt
Lauren: Oh god please don't leave....

by cesci123 May 26, 2021