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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
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murder her monkey

When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021
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Monkey

A vagina as reflected in the rap "U and Dat" by E40 on the "My Ghetto Report Card" album.

"Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey"
Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey
by lucky999devil August 24, 2025
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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
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Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this
Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.
by slimunator January 29, 2025
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Monkey

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.
by bonkobi December 6, 2020
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monkey

by ghdyul;fyhu;lhgfgtfghlhgftghk; October 17, 2022
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