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Doed

The person who's going 25 mph on a busy street; a slow driver; a driver that annoys you due to their slow speeds
Person 1- Bro why are you going so slow the speed limit is 40?
Person 2- Because this mf Doed wants to take his time.
by ruszzan February 9, 2022
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Already doing it

I was already working 80 hours a week when you stole my shit, so no I'm not working for the people who stole from me. Fuck your job.
Hym "I was already doing it. I don't need to work harder. You don't fucking work 80 hours a week you piece of shit how many man-hours is the fucking AI working you fuck! You don't need more you YOU NEED TO PAY ME YOU RETARDED FUCK. If I get YOUR kids, make sure you get HIS kids. That's all I'm saying."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
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SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo

Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.
A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
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Dicky do

When your belly sticks out further then your dick does.
Topper- Clete that’s one hell of a “dicky do”.
Clete- I know… I’ve been eating too many “Clete Dirty Hand Salads!”
by Potato nutsack July 25, 2022
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Keep doing it

My OFFICIAL position on the Charlie Kirk shooting. I know have touched on it a couple of times but here it is:
Hym "Keep doing it. Keep doing it and record it while you do it and we can make a bunch of moneys! It'll be funny! Ah-ha! Yeah, guys. Keep doing it. It's good for them. They get to go to heaven immediately... And... Everybody wins. It's a win-win for everybody. Keep doing it. Do it now. Do it twice. Do it in the morning. Do it in the evening. Do it again."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025
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Doing the Scooby

Sniffing a line of cocaine off someone's ass while doing it doggy style
"Fred and Daphne seem to have been gone a long time. You think they're doing the Scooby, Velma?"
by Scooby Lover 29 July 7, 2025
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Doing a Giuliani

This is a subtype of doing a solid wherein the favor/task involved is for one reason or another shady either by legality, public perception, or both.

The one who requests a Giuliani and the one who acts out (or attempts) the Giuliani request may have different levels of understanding of exactly how nefarious the deed being done is or what the consequences might be as the Giuliani frequently arises in dont-ask-dont-tell scenarios. All that is necessary to qualify as a Giuliani is that both parties understand that the request is nefarious.
Inmate 1: Dude, can you believe what our boy did to us. He has us out Doing a Giuliani for him no questions asked, and then throws us under the bus as soon as it gets hot.
Inmate 2: Yeah man... Hurts after all these years. So much for loyalty.
by Evanson December 7, 2019
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