Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton

I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole

by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024

Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.

A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.

by gnostic3 April 28, 2019

Flubber Monkey

A word used to poke fun at a cubby African American

Look at Tyrone. He's such a "Flubber monkey!"

by RobbzKeep July 29, 2017

Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.

Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.

by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021

Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at

Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow

by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019