1)The talk that a parent (usually a mother) gives her daughter/son on the night of their first date, containing safe sex, or abstinence. The whole point of the 'birds and bees' is to convince you NOT to have sex.
2)The most annoying talk in the world.
2)The most annoying talk in the world.
1) Mom- Honey, we need to talk.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to a friend's house for a small get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to a friend's house for a small get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.
by DanielleTheNonVirgin August 20, 2006
The female version of the Spider-Man.
While on her period the female pulls bloody discharge from her vagina and flings it in the face of the male while cawing.
While on her period the female pulls bloody discharge from her vagina and flings it in the face of the male while cawing.
Girl: I caught my boyfriend cheating on me last week so I hit him with that red bird.
Girls friend: damn your sick bitch!
Girls friend: damn your sick bitch!
by Gbaby October 15, 2012
High Potency (18% ABV) citrus flavored fortified wine. A BUM WINE, in a family with Wild Irish Rose, Cisco, Maddog 20/20, and its next of kin Night Train. It is made by the same company that manufactures Night Train. Has a terrible yellowish color and foul odor. Taste terrible. Dirt cheap. Bum wines are the best bang for your buck when trying to get drunk on a budget.
Like its other Bum Wine Relatives.. T-bird seems to have some ingredient in it that makes the drinker go temporarily insane. Possibly liquid crack.
by Bryce L August 13, 2006
Birding out is another slang term for nodding out(on opiates for example) common mostly in southern VA.
This term came about from watching a bird one day while nodding out.
This term came about from watching a bird one day while nodding out.
by Tom Jekins February 25, 2010
My son is normally a well behaved child, but he has a bad habit of dangling his dookie bird in front of strangers in the mall.
by dhuds July 20, 2010
This is an incredibly addicting and annoying iPhone game. In the game, there is a slingshot used to launch birds at pigs. Really, there is no point to this game since it takes away from your social life and it annoys your girlfriends/boyfriends. It also can teach kids that it is OK to launch birds in slingshots. This is definitely not something we want.
a typical skype conversation between girlfriend/boyfriend
Kaelynn: "Ugh! What are you doing right now? I'm TRYING to talk!"
Christian: "Yeah, hold on just a second babe. I'm kinda busy right now."
Kaelynn: "Ugh, are you playing that stupid BIRD GAME again?!"
Christian: "Yeah, I"m playing Angry Birds. It's more interesting than you."
Kaelynn: "Ugh! What are you doing right now? I'm TRYING to talk!"
Christian: "Yeah, hold on just a second babe. I'm kinda busy right now."
Kaelynn: "Ugh, are you playing that stupid BIRD GAME again?!"
Christian: "Yeah, I"m playing Angry Birds. It's more interesting than you."
by kae!! June 30, 2011
by Steve December 27, 2003