valentine shame kleenex

2ply girlfriend-in-a-box usually found on the floor in a ball on February 15th.

I can tell he didnt have a date, he must have watched love actually by himself last night, look at all the valentine shame kleenexs all over his room.

my gf never puts out on valentines day, but its okay i left a valentines shame kleenex in her purse.

by Mediocre Mr Fox February 15, 2010

Red Valentine

When two girls lick each other out on their period by tasha and domi

*Last night we did a Red Valentine I was licked out on my period and I licked her out and she was on her period it was like a 69 LUSH

by tashadomi June 24, 2010

Valetin

a fucking piss take off a person who says look at me when he is being fucking crucified by people calling him a small midget.

Me: Valetin your so fucking small.

Valetin: OH LOOK AT ME I'M SMALL OH LOOK AT MEEE.

by BIGBATTYMAN November 1, 2018

Valentines Day

The worst day of the year for single people, especially those who have a crush.

Girl: “It’s Valentines Day! My boyfriend got me the best presents!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”

by youarebeautiful November 20, 2019

valentina

she is as rude as a fucking bitch she will stab your back is you are friends with her

OMG valentina just like stabbed me in the back

by purple dj wolfie May 27, 2019

valentina

has small penis wanks and listens to his sister get bumbed and is from soviet russia and is a cunt half the time and the other time he is drinking vodka and calls everyone retarded

o man he is a (valentina )

by mr skinny penis April 21, 2018

Valentine arms

a word appropriately used to describe some one or something that has absolutley massive arms. Commonly found on people who are generally great all rounders.

holy shit dude... check out the branches on that guy. He's definatley got valentine arms

by tinchy09 October 22, 2009