Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.

I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom

by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024

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upper deck

"Upper Deck" signifies being on top, having a superior position, standing on the highest deck of a ship. It's about leadership.. It's not just a position, but a state of mind. It's the "Upper Deck" status.

Sure, here's an example: "Her unmatched beauty and popularity placed her on the 'Upper Deck', making her superior to everyone else."

by rizzmeupb January 31, 2024

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Border upper

A border is a mexicain lad that escaped to America.

You stupid border upper go back to Mexico you Mexican drug dealer.

by border upper slayer April 28, 2023

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Dirty Upper Lip

In regards to a female, suggesting that she has a mustache or is hairy in the face.

Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.

by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012

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upper trunk

When a Den D gets under the Foreman’s desk and has the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Den is giving the foreman an upper trunk.

by Big sky life March 7, 2025

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Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.

"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

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