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Turtle Soup

A code word for sexual intercourse. It can be used at parties to communicate between friends in front of females and they will have no clue as to what you are talking about. You can never get full off of turtle soup and it always leaves you wanting more.
Dude, I'm having turtle soup tonight!
by Sheriff Dardo Boy January 4, 2012
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turtle hull

I travel with a first aid kit in my turtle hull.
by Monty Graves April 29, 2006
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Playing Turtle

It's an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.

Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.
You know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its shell? Well that's what I'm doing to my ass, I'm playing turtle with my crap.
by B0$$MAN January 8, 2010
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turtle neck

when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis
before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.
by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004
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turtle lesbo

A Corduroy pant wearing, round shaped, butch lesbian of shorter stature. Do not confuse these lesbos with the taller lesbian variety; Ogeralis Majoris. Typically turtle lesbos are found along the western coastline of the USA. A turtle lesbo's primary habitat is that of middle to lower class neighborhoods often refered to as "the ghetto." A turtle lesbians primary occupation is that of a chef or mechanic. Their spare time is spent coaching women's basketball or soccer. A turtle lesbian will often approach people with an uncanny swagger which is meant to mimic their male counterparts. The hair style typically found upon the head of a turtle lesbo is that of an 9 year old boy of the phylum dorkus-minoris. Turtle lesbos are relatively harmless, however, if one were to cross the path of a turtle lesbo in hot pursuit of a lipstick lesbian they would find themselves in deep perile. Lastly it is the turtle lesbo is the primary consumer of male hormones despite the gov't insistance that male baseball players hold that status.
Excuse me turtle lesbo, is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
by patrick_patrick January 19, 2008
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Turtle Kiss

While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.
"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"

"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."

"Dude...sick."
by Mcatron June 9, 2007
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Turtle Skirt

DEFINITION:

A TURTLESKIRT is a skirt which is 2 inches below the Snapper... Turtle!
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by turtleskirt.blogspot.com August 20, 2009
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