Turkish Mustache

Sexual slang for eating ass.

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.

by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025

Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

Turkish Delight

A Turkish Delight is a sex act wherein a couple is in the 69 position, and the bottom party is of ottoman decent and in addition to servicing the top parties genitalia, the bottom party also strokes the top parties anal orifice with his thick Turkish beard.

Wow did you hear? Kaan gave Jake a Turkish delight last night and he loved it so much he offered to return the favor with a toothjob.

by Big Gman 40 July 27, 2025

turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.

After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.

by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021

turkish thank you

The act of taking cumin spice and rubbing it into a your partners anus then laying a bay leaf over the area and pushing the leaf in with your tiny ass dick

David was so drunk he gave a Turkish thank you to his boyfriend to thank him for the fun date

by Dannydaddy March 28, 2024

Turkish Dance

When two men decide to dance naked after eating a big plate of kebab.

Ey Mehmet, let’s turkish dance after dinner.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

Turkish Quandale Dingle

A character first seen in the viral "Tiktok Rizz Party"(actually a sweet 16) video featuring a group of boys singing and dancing to the song "Carnival" by Kanye West.

Turkish Quandale Dingle stands near the group leader who stands in the middle of the video. In another clip he is seen with his tongue out and arms swaying, almost as a call to the group leader for approval.

Reminiscant of the original Quandale Dingle, a soul of wisdom, Turkish Quandale Dingle brings new light to the table.

The following character archetype has gone under severe analysis by various internet scholars. Some have suggested the friend dynamic resembles the animal relationship in George Orwell's Animal Farm (Brando).

Ebk Jaaybo: "Aye look at Turkish Quandale Dingle. He can really dance!"

by ExternalOper April 8, 2024