turkish battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a Soviet Pre WW2 era Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

-Is that a ship or a floaring peice of rubble.
-No it's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish mamba

MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this Turkish mamba delayt is nice

by Anonymous81638 November 5, 2020

Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.

Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.

by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025

Turkish Bath

A type of encounter where Gay men meet to have sexual encounters in a hot bath.

P. Diddler met with other rappers to the freak offs in a Turkish Bath

by Richiko April 12, 2024

Turkish treat

Hand-job or blowjob with anal or prostate massage.

Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.

by Mischlix May 21, 2023

Turkish Wheel

The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.

Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.

Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024