Tugged on the tail of a snake

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019

Tug n puff

When a person with COPD masterbaits and can't finish. So he just puffs puffs but can't blow the house down.

My fat ass roommate was watching dumpster porn and all he could do was tug n puff.

by Drwineknow May 5, 2019

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

Rub-a-tug

Male pleasing therapy

See y’all in a while i need to go rub-a-tug.

by ogsmoker October 4, 2017

Plug n Tug

Is that embarrassing moment when the part of your butt plug which is supposed to stay on the outside somehow no longer is on the outside. You now have a full-blown foreign object in your rectum with little remedy to remove it. So now you have to reach in with at least two fingers as deep is required to grab the plug and tug it out of your rectum. Which after the amount of lubricant you used makes it a very slippery process.

I just had to do it it just all of a sudden it was all in there and I just had to man it out and reach in with a few fingers and Plug n Tug on it until it came out.

by LeoSin July 29, 2023

Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.

The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.

by Theuberdude May 19, 2024

Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016