Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.

It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.

by inx13 July 21, 2022

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Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time.

-Hey, where is Daniel?
-He is missing again
-Again? I guess the tuesday effect strikes again!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

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T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.

Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

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Toes out Tuesday

When your wear flip flops or slides with no socks on Tuesday (if you do it it means you’re bold and don’t give a fuck what someone gotta say

*Guy wears flip flops to school*

Friend: Ayyye I see you doin toes out Tuesday

by 843_Bobby September 16, 2019

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Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape

She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday

by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020

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tuesday downtime

the always-extended downtime of the World of Warcraft servers.

man, tuesday downtime was supposed to end at noon. it's postponed AGAIN and it's already 4pm!

pers 1: yo dude, it's tuesday.
pers 2: oh man, i guess that means no sunwell plateau
pers 1: nope.

by H. Derp August 17, 2010

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